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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

gay rights

A seal walks into a club.

A Banana wrote this...

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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