- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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