Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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