- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Women's football

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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