Six million.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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