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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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