- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Baseball

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

World Peace

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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