- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

"Up to 50% off."

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Your mother is a man.

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