- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

save water shower with friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's cold and icy? Ice

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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