A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's up? The sky.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What is worse

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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This is not a good joke.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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