- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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