A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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The penn state football administration

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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