- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Will you marry me?

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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