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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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i'm not gay

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

This is my joke. funny

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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