this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Boobs are nasty!

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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baby loves lalma

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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