What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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