A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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