What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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i love huge wieners.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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