- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

whats better than 24................. 25

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

what do you call a black man named mike

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Chuck Norris.

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