How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Hi Jacob You cool

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

We didnt star the fire ...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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