- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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