What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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