Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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gay rights

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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