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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

There's no "i" in tim.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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