A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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