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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

a man walks into a bar it hurt

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

The 19th Amendment

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off