A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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womens rights

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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