- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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