If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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brett is a dick

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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asparagus

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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