- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Smart Blondes

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Potato.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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