And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

oh hiya come in

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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