- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Do you need any assistance?

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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