- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

The horse said "nay."

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

lick my ballsack.... ok

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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