Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Rock mattress.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Lebron Traveled

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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monkey sponge

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Good.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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