- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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