What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How do magnets work?

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Rock mattress.

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