What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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