What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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How do magnets work?

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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maddie latino

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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