- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

the jokes are repetitive on this site

whats better than 24................. 25

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Chuck Norris.

women

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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