What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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