A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

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