How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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