- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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