- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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i eat poop

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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