Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Sonic

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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