- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Women's Rights

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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