roses are red, violets are violet

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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oh hiya come in

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Hi Shelby!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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