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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Knock knock What

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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