Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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