What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Paul Dylan King!

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Nobody cares.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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