How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Womens' rights.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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