Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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The WNBA.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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penis hehehehe

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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