a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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