why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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penis hehehehe

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Canada

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

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