- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What is worse

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

This is not a good joke.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Will you marry me?

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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