That's Racist

I cant think of one (._. )

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Gestapo.

whats funny? ebola and 911

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Frown is a four letter word.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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