What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Where's my tractor?

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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robin, get in the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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