Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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123 Main street

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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