man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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poop

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Canida

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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