what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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The WNBA.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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It says so on your cap.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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