Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

like for a handjob.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Nathan Gooderson.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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