- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats9+10 19

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Nathan Gooderson.

womens rights

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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