Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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666

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Knock Knock Come in

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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