What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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