- Anti Joke

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

MICHAEL

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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