- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Baseball

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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