A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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