Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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c+t+c?

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The WNBA.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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