You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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