Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What's up? The sky.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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