- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Roses are red Violets are penis

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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