A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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