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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Flab

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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