Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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who smells? •Liam

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Anti Joke

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