When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Don't think of granny porn

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Anti Joke

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