Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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YOLO

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Canida

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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