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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

who smells? •Liam

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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