2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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This is my joke. funny

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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YOU IS DUM

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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