- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

women leaving the kitchen

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Communism

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

whats pale and white your ass.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

AVI IS A FAG

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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