A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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i love antijokes

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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whos gay? you are

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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