- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

guess what? chicken butt.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Where's my tractor?

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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