What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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ps3

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What sucks?

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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