Pickles

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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