What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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