Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's up? The sky.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

The 19th Amendment

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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