Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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*you're

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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