How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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