What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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