How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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i love antijokes

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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imadewords

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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This is my joke. funny

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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antijokes

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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