What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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T-Dog scare me

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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