roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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