What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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roses are red, violets are violet

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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