How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Hey

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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maddie latino

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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