- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A Banana wrote this...

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

AVI IS A FAG

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What is next?

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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