- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Poopsack Jones

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

My friends are like trampolines I have none

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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