roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Left. That one direction...

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Rebecca Black

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Poopsack Jones

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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